As the 49th anniversary of my birth draws nearer I find myself more and more forgetful. It has taken me quite a bit of my morning just to remember how to log on to this site! I feel so dumb! Am I as smart as a 5th grader? nope!
Is there anyone out there who cares whether or not I keep this blog going?
The dog is really getting on my nerves. Guilt is all that is keeping me from dumping him at some unsuspecting home with other animals in the yard. Cruel isn't it? Well he has peed on my kitchen floor, pooped on my sidewalk, refuses to go out into our rather spacious yard and uses my flower beds and ivy boxes as restrooms. He won't eat food/treats from your hand, he will only accept if they are on the floor/ground. NOT in his dish either! He will not eat dog food from a round bowl. it must be in a large open container and once the bottom has been uncovered he will not longer eat, but bark rabidly at the now exposed area. This mean having to load large amounts of dog food into a 9*13 glad ware plastic dish and he only eats about 1/2 or you can feed him on a paper plate which will blow across the yard when he is outside. Thus the dish. If there is an ant in his field of vision he goes berserk. He has a constant odor that is not BAD, but is more doggy that I like and I feel like a creep to be so picky. If you scold him he hides in the large boxwoods by the house. You can find him by locating the trembling shrub! But the most worrisome is that he leaks. Just a drop of urine when he is up and about, but his bed is almost always wet in the AM!!! HELP! Depends for dogs anyone?
But he's ours and we have to keep him because he loves us and we kinda have some affection torward him. His new name is Mr. Manners!
So if this blog disappears, it doesn't necessarily mean Riley is also gone, but that I am too busy nursing his neurosis and physical ailments to blog!
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