Smelly Dog

With apology to Phoebe:

Smelly Dog, Smelly Dog,What are they feeding you?
Smelly Dog, Smelly Dog It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Dog, Smelly Dog, It's not your fault
One, two, what's that smell?
Smelly Dog, Smelly Dog, What are they feeding you?
Smelly Dog, Smelly Dog You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the other dogs in the neighborhood are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Dog, Smelly Dog,It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what's that smell?
(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song